Ohhhhh shiiiiiiit, I'm writing a blog. I hope we are all in agreement, times are TOUGH! Anyway, It's these tough times that lead us to begin looking at ourselves and also, looking at the people around us.
It is through this process that I have discovered a group of Nomads. This group has a huge amount of members, some knowingly and other have no idea that they belong to this group. This major minority is among us everyday and some can be spotted in a crowd very easily. They move about with a self imposed silence, always looking, searching, wondering when their next contact will be. Who am I talking about? The Ugly and Horny. They're out there, navigating the rough waters of getting laid, honing their skills and palms as often as they can. Why?
Simple, for the Ugly and Horny people, Pussy is King!
Now, this is not to say, that they think about this all the time. Most ugly people have everyday activities. Eat, Drive, Work, eat, Drive, Work,... they have shit to do. But,(there's always that "but") every now and again, they get that urge. That undeniable compulsion to ummmph! And what do they do to satisfy this? Whatever they can do to quench that thirst.
So, what options do they have?
1. Porn. A viable option. Especially for those that are out of work or unemployed, or simply cannot get that elusive conquest. This option is a band aid fix for a deep wound. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy porn tremendously, but at the end of the day, nothing beats human contact.
2. Porn. A viable option. (No, this is not a typo)Porn is the ugly mans best friend. A thousand thank you's to the internet for this bounty-full gift-o-plenty. I happen to come from an age where the only way you could get pornography was if someone you knew had some. It was like prohibition. Unless you had a "buddy" that had some, you were out of luck.
3. Porn. I can't stress the importance of this. This is the meat and potatoes of the ugly and horny person. If you had a million band aids, it would stop the bleeding for a while.
4. Porn.
5. Porn.
If you subscribe to a site;
6-27 Porn.
28. Other Options. Whew, gotta love that porn. Now, we're at the critical stage for the U&H. At this point, they must do something or risk losing their genitalia to chaffing. This is also the most dangerous point in their quest. Most Ugly and Horny people now have some tough decisions to make. They can go to the strip club, continue the band aid process, but this gets to be expensive. If you're going to spend that type of money, you should at least get some bang for your buck. (No pun intended)
Bang for your buck...
