Ability to bang hot girls for free

For every Ugly and Horny person, there mathematically has to be at least 2 good looking and satisfied people. We all know someone like this. Most U&H deep down are a little jealous of these people. Everything a U&H has to work hard for, comes easy to good looking people. Especially if you are Tall, and good looking. They have performed scientific studies that say Tall, good looking people have it easy. At the bottom of the study in small lettering it says, "tough shit for those that are short and ugly". The one coveted ability, that a good looking person has, is that they can get an equally good looking person to have sex with them. Without any effort. As a matter of fact, they have to turn down pussy. A U&H person has no idea what this is like. This is unbelievable to them. But yet, they see it all the time. Dudes that don't even try are always overheard saying...

"So I went with my buddies to a club this weekend. I guess it was ok. The drinks were expensive. I'm glad I only had to buy for myself. So I was talking to Jeff who I haven't seen in 3 months and some bitches come over to us. There's this one, she's talking to me and I'm not even paying attention to her and she asks me if I have a girlfriend. I said yeah just to get her off my nuts, when she said, "That's ok. I'm not the jealous type". I laughed at that and I told her I would be back and went to get another drink. At the bar, we're cramped in and some chick is rubbing her tits all on my chest. I say, "excuse me, your rubbing your tits all over me". She smiles and says she's sorry and that if I want, I can rub whatever body part I choose all over her. I just laugh and get my drink and go back to the group. Jeff is still talking to that girl. You know how those ugly guys are when they're horny. Anything to be next to a girl. Anyway, I approach them and she immediately draws her attention back to me. She starts talking about who knows what when the girl at the bar starts calling me over to her on the dance floor. I tell Ms. talk a lot that I'll be right back and head on out to see whats up. I get there and she starts rubbing her ass all over my junk. I'm a little buzzed and kind of enjoying it. I let her keep doing it when I look over my shoulder and Jeff and that girl came over to dance and she's rubbing her ass on mine. I turn around and now they are both grinding me. I was just trying to mind my own business. So, I'm getting bored and I whisper to each of them if they want to go outside and blow me. They both said yes and I took them to my car and held a blowjob competition. After I told them they both lost, I kicked them out of my car and went home to work out. That same shit happened to me 2 weeks ago at some other club. So I guess it was a good time. I'm really looking forward to skydiving this weekend though. That's going to be fun".

The whole time the U&H is listening to this, his mouth is open and is shaking his head in disgust. How can this guy not think that was amazing? What the U&H doesn't realize is that to the good looking person, they get this all the time. They get it so often that it actually bores them. It's like eating lobster every day. Sure it's good the first month, but if you have an endless supply of lobster, you're throwing lobster away. You're giving some to the dog underneath the table. Sometimes you just drink water because you don't want to eat lobster that day.

What everyone else doesn't realize though, is that there is no way possible this would happen to an U&H person. You are more likely to see a unicorn than for this to happen to some ugly dude. You are more likely to catch the game winning home run ball AND have your seat be the winning seat for the car that they gave away at the end of the game AND realized you won the lottery when you get home. Can it happen?.... mayyyybe, Does it happen? NEVER! More power to the guy that this just happens to. In a way, that guy won the lottery, just not monetarily. He gets to experience that for free and without the worry of bodily harm or jail time. Now, what guy wouldn't want that to happen to them. So, the only way an U&H person can get that experience is to pay for it. Pay for it? What a great idea.

"Let me get this straight, you mean to tell me that if I give you this money, you and your friend are going to blow me like an inflatable raft? Do I get a discount if I book two nights in a row?" That shit would be exxxxxpennnnnsive!

Good for you human society. Talk about needless suffering that's easy to fix. Now, an Ugly and Horny Person can just be UGLY. Do you know what this means to them?! Now they can go on about their daily lives, completing their daily tasks, being productive, driving in all that traffic with a smile on their face. The U&H postal worker would put his gun back in storage because he has a release. The U&H terrorist would stop building a bomb and start building a better vibrator because that brings more pleasure than blowing yourself up. Unemployment would decrease because there are buttloads of ugly and horny people unemployed and now they would work their asses off to get some trim. That's how strong the power of the pussy is. It could make a blind man see!


Make a blind man see...

Bang for your buck

Strip clubs are not bad at all. Especially if you're U&H and you haven't gotten close to the fairer sex in a while. "Gentlemen" Clubs are easily accessible in most major cities, and offer some of the sexiest, sluttiest, hottest girls that you don't come in contact with on a daily basis. When you visit one of these clubs, you walk in, a hot waitress comes up and asks what do you want to drink and will bring it to you when you find a place to sit. Ahhhh, the strip club. One hot chick there, one hot chick over there... what's THAT one doing here. You see an empty spot and you sit down. By the time you have seen everyone there, and taken a drink, a hot chick in an extremely skimpy outfit will come and say hi to you. 7 out of 10 times, they will smell incredible....

"Hello" you say

"Hey you, would you like a dance?"

"OK"

And then you're off. She grabs your hand and walks you over to the dance area. You sit down and watch her as she begins to dance seductively. She will get really close to you at this point. She brushes up against your hand and you cannot believe how soft she is. Let's not forget that the U&H have not been in this close proximity to someone that they're attracted to and then got to see them naked in many many months. They have just won the lottery! I know there are many strippers who are NOT hot. But, for every ugly one, there mathematically has to be 2 hot ones. If not, they'd all be ugly. So the U&H are most likely next to a hot ass dancer. Also, the ugly and horny have a slightly lower scale than regular people. If she has a nice smile and big tits, she's already a 6. Now she is dancing for them, smiling, touching their cheek. She probably looks good and feels good and smells good.. I can almost guarantee that the U&H will be aroused. Like a springboard.

"Daaam". You have this sexy, hot chick who is shaking her ass in front of you and you're getting excited. You're saying to your self, "I would love to tear that pussy up!" and then Boom! The song is over and she looks at you and asks?...

"Would you like another dance baby? It'll be $40 dollars." and leans breast first in to you and puts her hands very high up on your thighs.

"OK"

And then your off. Now, you've saved time by not having to walk to the "Dance Area" and you're right back in it. Her leg rubs against your falling erection and, like a spring board. Doooooiiiinnnnnggggg! Dam, she smells good. You feel her warm breath on your ear. Gives you the goosebumps... Boom! Songs over. Now she says

"Do you want me to stop?"

"No"

At this point, the U&H are in their own world. Mentally, they're tearing that ass up! Flipping her around, smacking that ass, getting deep inside... Boom! Songs over. Now she collects. That will be $120.

Have you ever walked over to a chair to sit down? You pull it out, step in front of it and sit down. But just as you're are about to sit down, someone WHIPSSSS that chair out from under you and just as you are preparing for your ass to hit that chair it doesn't, and, it keeps going. By the time you realize what's going on, you hit the ground. Stuff flies everywhere. That is the same feeling you get as you're snapped back into reality.

"$120 dollars!! OK! Thank you very much." you stand up really fast, "You are a great dancer!" and you're out of there. You can smell her fragrance on you as you're driving home to wank it while smelling your shirt. YESS! The U&H can actually go a week without watching porn after one of these episodes.

In reality though, that's all this is. An episode. If you have 3 or 4 of these episodes, we're talking about somewhere in the neighborhood of $500. $500 to ALMOST get to the promised land. The Ugly and Horny pay that happily. I don't think most people realize that this is the way of life for the ugly and horny. This is what they have to do in order to fill that biological need.

After they have had their fill of strip clubs and have been to the point of no return and not gotten satisfaction, they have to look elsewhere. This is where it begins to get dangerous. Should I, Mr. Ugly and Horny spend $500 dollars to almost get some trim or should I pay for what I really want. We live in an age where fortunately, the ugly and horny can accommodate such a transaction. UNfortunately, the hoops they have to jump through to do this are so dangerous you have to ask, "Why do that to them?". Yeah, let's all kick someone when they're down.

Ugly and Horny people are humans too. They risk jail time, negative exposure, public humiliation, personal harm and all because they can't get it for free?

"Let me get this straight, you mean to tell me that I have to go to jail for some pussy?... I guess no pussy for me then.". Now that's just being mean!

I wouldn't be ugly AND horny if I was getting laid. I'd just be ugly and I can deal with that. Most U&H go their whole lives being ugly and they get used to it. They don't even think about it much. The only time is when that dam urge comes knocking. Then, everyday, they're reminded that they're ugly and can't get any by their little buddies. If that's not torture, then i don't know what is. 20 years of being ugly and not having that ability to get hot girls... That's a prison sentence! No one chooses to be born ugly, so then it's a prison sentence for being born!


The ability to bang hot girls for free...