Imagine that you're an ugly and horny person. You haven't had sex for the past 6 months and you think to your self, it's not that bad, I have gone longer. As you're going home after another long day of repetitive work, you decide to stop by the grocery store. It's late and not that many people would be there. As your walking the aisles, you turn down the detergent aisle for some laundry soap and there she is. A blond beauty looking at the fittings for her dryer. She is wearing shorts and sandals and a tight shirt. Her long hair is covering the side of her face closest to you, so she doesn't notice you right away allowing you to check her out. Soon, you notice you are staring and haven't moved in 30 seconds. You begin to walk forward and she turns and sees you. She acknowledges your presence with a little smile. You notice she has dimples. You immediately turn and grab the closest bottle of soap and continue walking towards her. Her toes have a french tip and her legs are so smooth. Right when you are about to pass her, she turns and says,
"Excuse me, can you help me? My dryer messed up and I have to replace this fitting. A friend said I needed some type of tape. It's white, but I don't see any here."
You are so shocked. It takes a few seconds to register but you clear your throat, quietly, and say,
"Um, yeah, I can help you. What you are looking for is Teflon tape. It's probably in the automotive aisle."
"Oh yeah, Teflon tape. Thank you."
She turns and walks away. You stand there mesmerized. How can someone be so beautiful? You follow her footsteps and her lingering smell compels you forward like a smoky index finger motioning that way. She turns right toward automotive and you turn left towards the checkout stand. You replay the incident in your head and don't even hear the cashier as she says the total.
"Huh? Oh, oh yeah. Can I pay with my ATM? Thanks"
That's it. You get your bag and head home. You will never see that girl again, but she will be etched into your mind for the rest of your life. You didn't get a chance to say anything to her. You think of the millions of things you could have said but didn't. Sadly, you remember that even if you would have said one of those things, it wouldn't have made a difference. Nothing you said could have changed the fact that your are still ugly. So you chalk it up as an oh well and say that you will see her again in your dreams that night.
This is what it's like to be U&H. So many women fall into the shoulda woulda coulda category, you don't even try. Just once, you say, Just once I would love to be with a chick like that. Just once, I would love to hang out with a chick like that, be in her presence, joke around with her, have her laugh and hit me in the arm and say stop, you're too funny. I would love to have a girl like this undress in front of me and say, "Come here and fuck me"... splurt!
We're all here on earth only once. Whatever happens after you die is to each his own. One thing is certain, we're here now and this is the only time we are going to be here, living this life. Is it too much to ask for this experience? Is it too much to ask for the chance to feel like there is only 2 people on earth and I'm one of them, the other being a beautiful woman and we are having fun together? NO! It's not too much to ask for and I for one think this needs to change!
Listen up U&H. No one is going to do this for us. Nobody cares what ugly wants. If you feel like this is not too much to ask for, then we need to stand together. One ugly person is just that, an ugly person. A thousand ugly people on the other hand, now we are a group. A voice. An unstoppable force. Alone I go to jail, together we change laws! It's important to understand what we want to accomplish. I want to be able to have the option to pay for not being lonely. I want the option to pay for an intimate experience because if I can't, I won't be able to experience that. Should I be denied this option simply because it's frowned upon? I should be denied this experience because of the way I look? The way I was born? NO! I doesn't have to be this way.
In the 1920's, our government, in all its wisdom decided to criminalize alcohol consumption. Though it was in effect for 14 years, that didn't stop the consumption of alcohol. As a matter of fact, it flourished. It thrived and was very lucrative for many people. Eventually, the fact that so many people were participating in this illegal act, it became legal again. Marijuana is on the same path. It was legal, then it became illegal and now it's on it's way to becoming legal again. Why? Because so many people want to feel good. How is intimacy any different.I see many different avenues one can take to accomplish this, but as I stated earlier, it's dangerous and inefficient. If there is a group offering a service and a group that needs this service, how do we connect them? The only reason they cannot connect right now is because it's illegal. Well, just like pioneers in the 20's, I believe I can offer a solution..
The solution...
Tuesday, November 3
Monday, November 2
Falling Short
This is where the Ugly and Horny might lose a repeat visit because of something they weren't expecting. This is where all that porn they've been watching and masturbating to comes back to haunt them. You see, when a U&H partakes in the pornographic arts, they tend to whack it. They do it with one thing in mind. They're pretending that the person on the monitor is the person they are boning. They beat their meat like it owes them money. They are never taught nor does it even occur to them to practice for the long haul. This is the time to train for the real thing. A boxer doesn't train for a one round bout. They do strength training, endurance training, all sorts of things for a 12 round fight. If it ends early they are surprised. A U&H on the other hand, they dream of going 12 rounds, but if they go past round 2, it's a surprise to them.
The reason being is that they don't have the luxury of having a sparring partner. A boxer, even though he has fights one or two times a year, fights 3 to 4 times a week with a sparring partner. They practice for the big fight, but they have plenty of fights before them. A U&H has no sparring partner. They just go to the big fight, many times by surprise, and are expected to go the distance. Good luck. They never do because they can't handle all that stimuli that is going on. If a U&H gets to be with a girl, paid for or not, they are being exposed to stimulus they are not normally exposed to. I have been told that by simply saying something sexy during sex, a U&H will explode right away. Heaven forbid they hear something along the lines of, "OH, OH, Fuck me har...." splurt! They're done. It's over. That's why they don't just have intercourse. They are the masters of foreplay.
So, back to the point at hand. Why is it illegal for a consenting man and women to exchange money for sex. I have gone out many times, paid for dinner, paid for drinks and have had sex after. There also have been many times that I have paid for both those things and haven't had sex. Can you guess which ones I wish I didn't pay for. If a girl agrees to go out with a U&H, many times it's just to go out.
"I have been at home all week with my kids and no one asked me out... shiiit, I'll go out with that guy, I won't fuck him, but I'll let him buy me drinks.".
The poor U&H has no idea that this decision has been made. They're getting ready and looking in the mirror saying,
"Ok buddy, don't blow this. Be nice, open her door, make her laugh and if you buy her the right amount of drinks, maybe, mayybe we'll get some. Don't let me down!".
Had he known in the beginning that there was no chance, he probably wouldn't have gone. Or maybe he would have bought more drinks.
More drinks= Higher probability of fucking. The problem with that equation is
Too many drinks= Higher probability of puke on your shoes all night.
Why wouldn't then, a U&H forgo the probability of some pussy for the certainty of pussy. He should at least have that option. The option for sex would be an option all people would take. You can go out with option one, a party with a hot chick, where you pick her up, go to a party where you pay for drinks, dance with her and take her home and do some dirty dancing, or, option two. Option 2, a party with a hot chick where you pick her up, go to a party where you pay for drinks, dance with her and take her home and then take yourself home. Now if you were a regular person, these options wouldn't apply to you. Remember, you're not ugly and horny.
Ugly and horny people know who they are. Some might not want to admit it, but deep down they know. If you like someone and they won't sleep with you... you're ugly. A Good looking guy can get who he wants. If the one he want's is married... it just means it will take him a little longer to hit it. It doesn't occur to them that they can't get it. U&H just resign and say oh well. They could be the nicest person in the world, the smartest person, but that doesn't mean shit to pussy. Pussy wants a 6 pack with an enormous dick or your name on the front of the new skyscraper being built downtown. Maybe the one the U&H wants, has no interest in any of these things, but if they're not attracted to ugly, then they have no interest in them either. U&H have grown accustomed to this. Some U&H, they go their whole lives by themselves. Some have some game to them and are able to get one once in a while, but it doesn't last long because it's hard not to get mad at ugly. It's hard to forgive ugly. Either way, the U&H still want to have sex. If they see a fine ass chick, and they know they can have sex with her, they will jump at the chance.
Jump at the chance...
The reason being is that they don't have the luxury of having a sparring partner. A boxer, even though he has fights one or two times a year, fights 3 to 4 times a week with a sparring partner. They practice for the big fight, but they have plenty of fights before them. A U&H has no sparring partner. They just go to the big fight, many times by surprise, and are expected to go the distance. Good luck. They never do because they can't handle all that stimuli that is going on. If a U&H gets to be with a girl, paid for or not, they are being exposed to stimulus they are not normally exposed to. I have been told that by simply saying something sexy during sex, a U&H will explode right away. Heaven forbid they hear something along the lines of, "OH, OH, Fuck me har...." splurt! They're done. It's over. That's why they don't just have intercourse. They are the masters of foreplay.
So, back to the point at hand. Why is it illegal for a consenting man and women to exchange money for sex. I have gone out many times, paid for dinner, paid for drinks and have had sex after. There also have been many times that I have paid for both those things and haven't had sex. Can you guess which ones I wish I didn't pay for. If a girl agrees to go out with a U&H, many times it's just to go out.
"I have been at home all week with my kids and no one asked me out... shiiit, I'll go out with that guy, I won't fuck him, but I'll let him buy me drinks.".
The poor U&H has no idea that this decision has been made. They're getting ready and looking in the mirror saying,
"Ok buddy, don't blow this. Be nice, open her door, make her laugh and if you buy her the right amount of drinks, maybe, mayybe we'll get some. Don't let me down!".
Had he known in the beginning that there was no chance, he probably wouldn't have gone. Or maybe he would have bought more drinks.
More drinks= Higher probability of fucking. The problem with that equation is
Too many drinks= Higher probability of puke on your shoes all night.
Why wouldn't then, a U&H forgo the probability of some pussy for the certainty of pussy. He should at least have that option. The option for sex would be an option all people would take. You can go out with option one, a party with a hot chick, where you pick her up, go to a party where you pay for drinks, dance with her and take her home and do some dirty dancing, or, option two. Option 2, a party with a hot chick where you pick her up, go to a party where you pay for drinks, dance with her and take her home and then take yourself home. Now if you were a regular person, these options wouldn't apply to you. Remember, you're not ugly and horny.
Ugly and horny people know who they are. Some might not want to admit it, but deep down they know. If you like someone and they won't sleep with you... you're ugly. A Good looking guy can get who he wants. If the one he want's is married... it just means it will take him a little longer to hit it. It doesn't occur to them that they can't get it. U&H just resign and say oh well. They could be the nicest person in the world, the smartest person, but that doesn't mean shit to pussy. Pussy wants a 6 pack with an enormous dick or your name on the front of the new skyscraper being built downtown. Maybe the one the U&H wants, has no interest in any of these things, but if they're not attracted to ugly, then they have no interest in them either. U&H have grown accustomed to this. Some U&H, they go their whole lives by themselves. Some have some game to them and are able to get one once in a while, but it doesn't last long because it's hard not to get mad at ugly. It's hard to forgive ugly. Either way, the U&H still want to have sex. If they see a fine ass chick, and they know they can have sex with her, they will jump at the chance.
Jump at the chance...
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