Make a blind man See!

Having sex with some one you're really in to, or with someone you think is really attractive is one of the best feelings in the world. It changes your whole attitude, releases stress, relaxes you. Makes you feel good about yourself. Even if you had to pay for it, who cares, it was AWESOME! It still has the same effects. It's a little better if you got if for free, but it doesn't change the actual act. This simple exchange will alter the lonely, miserable life of the U&H. I'm glad I live in a time where some lonely, ugly man can go out after a long days work, can go out on a date or meet up with some hot chick who is going to show him a great time and make him feel good, for a price. This is not to much to ask for and it's available. Bravo. Wait... this just coming in..... WHAT??? IT'S ILLEGAL!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Yes, you read correctly. It's illegal in many parts of the world. Unless you were able to select the place of your birth, and then chose to live somewhere where it's legal, then you're out of luck. That's not to say it isn't available. Hey, cocaine, heroine, opium, kidneys, livers are all illegal to obtain, but that doesn't mean you can't get it. As long as the money's right, you could probably get a kidney delivered to your door.

"Where do you want this kidney? In the freezer... ok."

The fact that it's illegal... that just make matters worse for the U&H. It means that to them, this is the most dangerous part of helping their biological need. I'm bringing it to a scientific level and saying that we all need to have sex biologically. We are animals biologically. Even dolphins have been observed giving up the fish-gina for something of value. There's no dolphin protest, or law saying they can't do that! Also, dolphins are the smartest motherfuckers there are, in the ocean.

So, because it is not easily available, there is a high monetary and personal safety cost for it. It's so dangerous to try to accomplish this sort of transaction. You don't know who to talk to or where to go. There are many places online to look for this sort of thing, I'm not going to throw anyone under the bus, but you know who or what I'm talking about. The problem with these places is that, all it does is give you an introduction. It's something you don't know and doesn't have a brain, introducing you to someone who claims to have what you want. You don't know who that person is. Local law enforcement agencies are, many times, the one's who are claiming that they are the hot chick in the picture you're calling. Sometime, it's some dude claiming to be the girl you want. Bottom line, most of the time you're not getting introduced to the right person. If a U&H person has reached the absolute limit of going without human contact, they will go though this gauntlet in the hopes of talking to a fine ass girl and get that feeling they're looking for but cannot get.

Should it be this difficult? I don't think it NEEDS to be. We also have to think about the party MAKING dreams come true. I know, for a fact, that there are plenty of adult women who would bone some guy and get PAID! As long as they weren't thought of as sluts. Hell no!, they're not sluts. Humanitarians are more like it.

"Let me get this straight, you mean to tell me I can make $3,000 this week, this WEEK, and all I got to do is fuck a couple of guys stupid? How many more guys do I have to slap with this pussy for $5,000? I just saw some shoes I really liked." In a heartbeat.

They could double most people's income! If they're hustlers and step their game up, they could retire this year! And for what? They're not killing anyone. They're not hurting anyone. They're making someone a happier person! Too bad it's not that easy though. These group of women are also risking freedom for participating in this. Local law enforcement agencies are, many times, the one's who contact these saints of the night and punish them for providing a much needed service. They would face jail time, fines and public humiliation for agreeing to receive an income while making someone happy.

Please, compassionate reader, take the time to marinate on this. The Ugly and Horny person does not have a readily available source of vagina. Some will go many many months, even years without getting laid. YEARS! That fuckin sucks. It's not their fault they're ugly. It's not their fault women are so beautiful. They can't help it, when they see a women that is dressed hot, showing some cleavage, maybe a short skirt, she smells great, has a pretty face and a smile that could light up a room, they automatically wonder. What would it be like to hold them close, caress their face, squeeze that ass. For those that don't know, when an U&H person has sex, they always make sure the other person is satisfied, in the hopes that there will be a repeat session. If they can make the other person feel really good, they might just forget about the ugliness and go at it again for that intense orgasm. A U&H man will undoubtedly perform oral sex on a chick before they have sex. They will eat pussy as if they were on death row and that was the last meal. Sometimes they won't mind if there is no penetration afterward, as long as their partner felt good, then it was a good session. Some U&H men don't want to risk the repeat session. The reason being is that when they do have intercourse, they almost always fall short.

Falling short....