Falling Short

This is where the Ugly and Horny might lose a repeat visit because of something they weren't expecting. This is where all that porn they've been watching and masturbating to comes back to haunt them. You see, when a U&H partakes in the pornographic arts, they tend to whack it. They do it with one thing in mind. They're pretending that the person on the monitor is the person they are boning. They beat their meat like it owes them money. They are never taught nor does it even occur to them to practice for the long haul. This is the time to train for the real thing. A boxer doesn't train for a one round bout. They do strength training, endurance training, all sorts of things for a 12 round fight. If it ends early they are surprised. A U&H on the other hand, they dream of going 12 rounds, but if they go past round 2, it's a surprise to them.

The reason being is that they don't have the luxury of having a sparring partner. A boxer, even though he has fights one or two times a year, fights 3 to 4 times a week with a sparring partner. They practice for the big fight, but they have plenty of fights before them. A U&H has no sparring partner. They just go to the big fight, many times by surprise, and are expected to go the distance. Good luck. They never do because they can't handle all that stimuli that is going on. If a U&H gets to be with a girl, paid for or not, they are being exposed to stimulus they are not normally exposed to. I have been told that by simply saying something sexy during sex, a U&H will explode right away. Heaven forbid they hear something along the lines of, "OH, OH, Fuck me har...." splurt! They're done. It's over. That's why they don't just have intercourse. They are the masters of foreplay.

So, back to the point at hand. Why is it illegal for a consenting man and women to exchange money for sex. I have gone out many times, paid for dinner, paid for drinks and have had sex after. There also have been many times that I have paid for both those things and haven't had sex. Can you guess which ones I wish I didn't pay for. If a girl agrees to go out with a U&H, many times it's just to go out.

"I have been at home all week with my kids and no one asked me out... shiiit, I'll go out with that guy, I won't fuck him, but I'll let him buy me drinks.".

The poor U&H has no idea that this decision has been made. They're getting ready and looking in the mirror saying,

"Ok buddy, don't blow this. Be nice, open her door, make her laugh and if you buy her the right amount of drinks, maybe, mayybe we'll get some. Don't let me down!".

Had he known in the beginning that there was no chance, he probably wouldn't have gone. Or maybe he would have bought more drinks.

More drinks= Higher probability of fucking. The problem with that equation is
Too many drinks= Higher probability of puke on your shoes all night.

Why wouldn't then, a U&H forgo the probability of some pussy for the certainty of pussy. He should at least have that option. The option for sex would be an option all people would take. You can go out with option one, a party with a hot chick, where you pick her up, go to a party where you pay for drinks, dance with her and take her home and do some dirty dancing, or, option two. Option 2, a party with a hot chick where you pick her up, go to a party where you pay for drinks, dance with her and take her home and then take yourself home. Now if you were a regular person, these options wouldn't apply to you. Remember, you're not ugly and horny.

Ugly and horny people know who they are. Some might not want to admit it, but deep down they know. If you like someone and they won't sleep with you... you're ugly. A Good looking guy can get who he wants. If the one he want's is married... it just means it will take him a little longer to hit it. It doesn't occur to them that they can't get it. U&H just resign and say oh well. They could be the nicest person in the world, the smartest person, but that doesn't mean shit to pussy. Pussy wants a 6 pack with an enormous dick or your name on the front of the new skyscraper being built downtown. Maybe the one the U&H wants, has no interest in any of these things, but if they're not attracted to ugly, then they have no interest in them either. U&H have grown accustomed to this. Some U&H, they go their whole lives by themselves. Some have some game to them and are able to get one once in a while, but it doesn't last long because it's hard not to get mad at ugly. It's hard to forgive ugly. Either way, the U&H still want to have sex. If they see a fine ass chick, and they know they can have sex with her, they will jump at the chance.

Jump at the chance...