Jump at the chance

Imagine that you're an ugly and horny person. You haven't had sex for the past 6 months and you think to your self, it's not that bad, I have gone longer. As you're going home after another long day of repetitive work, you decide to stop by the grocery store. It's late and not that many people would be there. As your walking the aisles, you turn down the detergent aisle for some laundry soap and there she is. A blond beauty looking at the fittings for her dryer. She is wearing shorts and sandals and a tight shirt. Her long hair is covering the side of her face closest to you, so she doesn't notice you right away allowing you to check her out. Soon, you notice you are staring and haven't moved in 30 seconds. You begin to walk forward and she turns and sees you. She acknowledges your presence with a little smile. You notice she has dimples. You immediately turn and grab the closest bottle of soap and continue walking towards her. Her toes have a french tip and her legs are so smooth. Right when you are about to pass her, she turns and says,

"Excuse me, can you help me? My dryer messed up and I have to replace this fitting. A friend said I needed some type of tape. It's white, but I don't see any here."

You are so shocked. It takes a few seconds to register but you clear your throat, quietly, and say,

"Um, yeah, I can help you. What you are looking for is Teflon tape. It's probably in the automotive aisle."

"Oh yeah, Teflon tape. Thank you."

She turns and walks away. You stand there mesmerized. How can someone be so beautiful? You follow her footsteps and her lingering smell compels you forward like a smoky index finger motioning that way. She turns right toward automotive and you turn left towards the checkout stand. You replay the incident in your head and don't even hear the cashier as she says the total.

"Huh? Oh, oh yeah. Can I pay with my ATM? Thanks"

That's it. You get your bag and head home. You will never see that girl again, but she will be etched into your mind for the rest of your life. You didn't get a chance to say anything to her. You think of the millions of things you could have said but didn't. Sadly, you remember that even if you would have said one of those things, it wouldn't have made a difference. Nothing you said could have changed the fact that your are still ugly. So you chalk it up as an oh well and say that you will see her again in your dreams that night.

This is what it's like to be U&H. So many women fall into the shoulda woulda coulda category, you don't even try. Just once, you say, Just once I would love to be with a chick like that. Just once, I would love to hang out with a chick like that, be in her presence, joke around with her, have her laugh and hit me in the arm and say stop, you're too funny. I would love to have a girl like this undress in front of me and say, "Come here and fuck me"... splurt!

We're all here on earth only once. Whatever happens after you die is to each his own. One thing is certain, we're here now and this is the only time we are going to be here, living this life. Is it too much to ask for this experience? Is it too much to ask for the chance to feel like there is only 2 people on earth and I'm one of them, the other being a beautiful woman and we are having fun together? NO! It's not too much to ask for and I for one think this needs to change!

Listen up U&H. No one is going to do this for us. Nobody cares what ugly wants. If you feel like this is not too much to ask for, then we need to stand together. One ugly person is just that, an ugly person. A thousand ugly people on the other hand, now we are a group. A voice. An unstoppable force. Alone I go to jail, together we change laws! It's important to understand what we want to accomplish. I want to be able to have the option to pay for not being lonely. I want the option to pay for an intimate experience because if I can't, I won't be able to experience that. Should I be denied this option simply because it's frowned upon? I should be denied this experience because of the way I look? The way I was born? NO! I doesn't have to be this way.

In the 1920's, our government, in all its wisdom decided to criminalize alcohol consumption. Though it was in effect for 14 years, that didn't stop the consumption of alcohol. As a matter of fact, it flourished. It thrived and was very lucrative for many people. Eventually, the fact that so many people were participating in this illegal act, it became legal again. Marijuana is on the same path. It was legal, then it became illegal and now it's on it's way to becoming legal again. Why? Because so many people want to feel good. How is intimacy any different.I see many different avenues one can take to accomplish this, but as I stated earlier, it's dangerous and inefficient. If there is a group offering a service and a group that needs this service, how do we connect them? The only reason they cannot connect right now is because it's illegal. Well, just like pioneers in the 20's, I believe I can offer a solution..

The solution...