For every Ugly and Horny person, there mathematically has to be at least 2 good looking and satisfied people. We all know someone like this. Most U&H deep down are a little jealous of these people. Everything a U&H has to work hard for, comes easy to good looking people. Especially if you are Tall, and good looking. They have performed scientific studies that say Tall, good looking people have it easy. At the bottom of the study in small lettering it says, "tough shit for those that are short and ugly". The one coveted ability, that a good looking person has, is that they can get an equally good looking person to have sex with them. Without any effort. As a matter of fact, they have to turn down pussy. A U&H person has no idea what this is like. This is unbelievable to them. But yet, they see it all the time. Dudes that don't even try are always overheard saying...
"So I went with my buddies to a club this weekend. I guess it was ok. The drinks were expensive. I'm glad I only had to buy for myself. So I was talking to Jeff who I haven't seen in 3 months and some bitches come over to us. There's this one, she's talking to me and I'm not even paying attention to her and she asks me if I have a girlfriend. I said yeah just to get her off my nuts, when she said, "That's ok. I'm not the jealous type". I laughed at that and I told her I would be back and went to get another drink. At the bar, we're cramped in and some chick is rubbing her tits all on my chest. I say, "excuse me, your rubbing your tits all over me". She smiles and says she's sorry and that if I want, I can rub whatever body part I choose all over her. I just laugh and get my drink and go back to the group. Jeff is still talking to that girl. You know how those ugly guys are when they're horny. Anything to be next to a girl. Anyway, I approach them and she immediately draws her attention back to me. She starts talking about who knows what when the girl at the bar starts calling me over to her on the dance floor. I tell Ms. talk a lot that I'll be right back and head on out to see whats up. I get there and she starts rubbing her ass all over my junk. I'm a little buzzed and kind of enjoying it. I let her keep doing it when I look over my shoulder and Jeff and that girl came over to dance and she's rubbing her ass on mine. I turn around and now they are both grinding me. I was just trying to mind my own business. So, I'm getting bored and I whisper to each of them if they want to go outside and blow me. They both said yes and I took them to my car and held a blowjob competition. After I told them they both lost, I kicked them out of my car and went home to work out. That same shit happened to me 2 weeks ago at some other club. So I guess it was a good time. I'm really looking forward to skydiving this weekend though. That's going to be fun".
The whole time the U&H is listening to this, his mouth is open and is shaking his head in disgust. How can this guy not think that was amazing? What the U&H doesn't realize is that to the good looking person, they get this all the time. They get it so often that it actually bores them. It's like eating lobster every day. Sure it's good the first month, but if you have an endless supply of lobster, you're throwing lobster away. You're giving some to the dog underneath the table. Sometimes you just drink water because you don't want to eat lobster that day.
What everyone else doesn't realize though, is that there is no way possible this would happen to an U&H person. You are more likely to see a unicorn than for this to happen to some ugly dude. You are more likely to catch the game winning home run ball AND have your seat be the winning seat for the car that they gave away at the end of the game AND realized you won the lottery when you get home. Can it happen?.... mayyyybe, Does it happen? NEVER! More power to the guy that this just happens to. In a way, that guy won the lottery, just not monetarily. He gets to experience that for free and without the worry of bodily harm or jail time. Now, what guy wouldn't want that to happen to them. So, the only way an U&H person can get that experience is to pay for it. Pay for it? What a great idea.
"Let me get this straight, you mean to tell me that if I give you this money, you and your friend are going to blow me like an inflatable raft? Do I get a discount if I book two nights in a row?" That shit would be exxxxxpennnnnsive!
Good for you human society. Talk about needless suffering that's easy to fix. Now, an Ugly and Horny Person can just be UGLY. Do you know what this means to them?! Now they can go on about their daily lives, completing their daily tasks, being productive, driving in all that traffic with a smile on their face. The U&H postal worker would put his gun back in storage because he has a release. The U&H terrorist would stop building a bomb and start building a better vibrator because that brings more pleasure than blowing yourself up. Unemployment would decrease because there are buttloads of ugly and horny people unemployed and now they would work their asses off to get some trim. That's how strong the power of the pussy is. It could make a blind man see!
Make a blind man see...
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