Bang for your buck

Strip clubs are not bad at all. Especially if you're U&H and you haven't gotten close to the fairer sex in a while. "Gentlemen" Clubs are easily accessible in most major cities, and offer some of the sexiest, sluttiest, hottest girls that you don't come in contact with on a daily basis. When you visit one of these clubs, you walk in, a hot waitress comes up and asks what do you want to drink and will bring it to you when you find a place to sit. Ahhhh, the strip club. One hot chick there, one hot chick over there... what's THAT one doing here. You see an empty spot and you sit down. By the time you have seen everyone there, and taken a drink, a hot chick in an extremely skimpy outfit will come and say hi to you. 7 out of 10 times, they will smell incredible....

"Hello" you say

"Hey you, would you like a dance?"

"OK"

And then you're off. She grabs your hand and walks you over to the dance area. You sit down and watch her as she begins to dance seductively. She will get really close to you at this point. She brushes up against your hand and you cannot believe how soft she is. Let's not forget that the U&H have not been in this close proximity to someone that they're attracted to and then got to see them naked in many many months. They have just won the lottery! I know there are many strippers who are NOT hot. But, for every ugly one, there mathematically has to be 2 hot ones. If not, they'd all be ugly. So the U&H are most likely next to a hot ass dancer. Also, the ugly and horny have a slightly lower scale than regular people. If she has a nice smile and big tits, she's already a 6. Now she is dancing for them, smiling, touching their cheek. She probably looks good and feels good and smells good.. I can almost guarantee that the U&H will be aroused. Like a springboard.

"Daaam". You have this sexy, hot chick who is shaking her ass in front of you and you're getting excited. You're saying to your self, "I would love to tear that pussy up!" and then Boom! The song is over and she looks at you and asks?...

"Would you like another dance baby? It'll be $40 dollars." and leans breast first in to you and puts her hands very high up on your thighs.

"OK"

And then your off. Now, you've saved time by not having to walk to the "Dance Area" and you're right back in it. Her leg rubs against your falling erection and, like a spring board. Doooooiiiinnnnnggggg! Dam, she smells good. You feel her warm breath on your ear. Gives you the goosebumps... Boom! Songs over. Now she says

"Do you want me to stop?"

"No"

At this point, the U&H are in their own world. Mentally, they're tearing that ass up! Flipping her around, smacking that ass, getting deep inside... Boom! Songs over. Now she collects. That will be $120.

Have you ever walked over to a chair to sit down? You pull it out, step in front of it and sit down. But just as you're are about to sit down, someone WHIPSSSS that chair out from under you and just as you are preparing for your ass to hit that chair it doesn't, and, it keeps going. By the time you realize what's going on, you hit the ground. Stuff flies everywhere. That is the same feeling you get as you're snapped back into reality.

"$120 dollars!! OK! Thank you very much." you stand up really fast, "You are a great dancer!" and you're out of there. You can smell her fragrance on you as you're driving home to wank it while smelling your shirt. YESS! The U&H can actually go a week without watching porn after one of these episodes.

In reality though, that's all this is. An episode. If you have 3 or 4 of these episodes, we're talking about somewhere in the neighborhood of $500. $500 to ALMOST get to the promised land. The Ugly and Horny pay that happily. I don't think most people realize that this is the way of life for the ugly and horny. This is what they have to do in order to fill that biological need.

After they have had their fill of strip clubs and have been to the point of no return and not gotten satisfaction, they have to look elsewhere. This is where it begins to get dangerous. Should I, Mr. Ugly and Horny spend $500 dollars to almost get some trim or should I pay for what I really want. We live in an age where fortunately, the ugly and horny can accommodate such a transaction. UNfortunately, the hoops they have to jump through to do this are so dangerous you have to ask, "Why do that to them?". Yeah, let's all kick someone when they're down.

Ugly and Horny people are humans too. They risk jail time, negative exposure, public humiliation, personal harm and all because they can't get it for free?

"Let me get this straight, you mean to tell me that I have to go to jail for some pussy?... I guess no pussy for me then.". Now that's just being mean!

I wouldn't be ugly AND horny if I was getting laid. I'd just be ugly and I can deal with that. Most U&H go their whole lives being ugly and they get used to it. They don't even think about it much. The only time is when that dam urge comes knocking. Then, everyday, they're reminded that they're ugly and can't get any by their little buddies. If that's not torture, then i don't know what is. 20 years of being ugly and not having that ability to get hot girls... That's a prison sentence! No one chooses to be born ugly, so then it's a prison sentence for being born!


The ability to bang hot girls for free...